Official School Division Portal
THEY SPOKE.
WE BAITED.
If they said "Ohhhh yes" in the hallway, they've already lost. Welcome to the official hub for tracking everyone who ever sat near Salma J.
Protocol #01
The Affirmative Trap
"Ohhhh yes? That's what Salma said yesterday!"
Protocol #02
Locker Proximity
Target was within 5ft of Salma's locker. Deploy 50-comment thread.
Protocol #03
Lunchroom Intel
Victim looked at Salma's tray. Initiating rage sequence.